Being Social | Almost a Petting Zoo

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### **Almost a Petting Zoo: Adult Humans in the Wild (Unfiltered Edition)** *In the unmistakably serious tone of a nature documentary narrator:* Here, in a carefully contained social habitat, adult male and female humans gather—free from the constraints of HR policies, LinkedIn personas, and the illusion that “per my last email” is a personality. Observe as they form a loose circle—an ancient configuration signaling both curiosity and mild panic. Each clutches a small stack of ritual artifact